" john henrys "

 [ "john henrying" ]

1: The act of begging for money on the internet while simultaneously making as many excuses as possible explaining why you cannot get a job. This act is usually carried out by a 40 year old man with long, gray, wizard-like hair, living in a college dorm, and showing a peculiar infatuation with Fleshlights. An insatiable appetite for Beefaroni and gyros is implied.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm so sick of doing scutwork. I should just log on to Facebook and do some john henrying instead. 

 [ "john henry" ]

1: a penis, usually 7-9 inches in length and rather thick, taken from the African American folk hero John Henry, who packed a wallop with both his trusty sledge hammer while working on the rail ways and his own mighty John Henry... as the ladies of the 1800's so fondly put it

  * e.g.,  ... "Wow! Look at Sean's John Henry... it's massive!" 

 [ "John Henry" ]

1: A John Henry is a sexual move in which you lift a woman with double under hooks, with your elbow pit cradling her knee pit. Clasp your hands in a gable grip for maximum effect. You then pump the shit out of her as if you were pounding railroad stakes into the ground trying to beat a steam powered machine. From the root words John, which means "to pound"; And Henry, which is latin for "in her moist pussy."

  * e.g.,  ... "I took that bitch home from the bar and gave her the ole John Henry. It blew her Fucking mind.", said the man. 

 [ "John henry" ]

1: John Henry is a handsome kind and fun to be around

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that boy he looks so John henry. 

 [ "John henry" ]

1: John Henry is Amara star’s best friend, he’s also in love with her. John Henry also loves drink he almost loves it more than Amara star. Not to mention he’s a cocky cunt and a vape addict. John Henry lies to his friends a lot, he likes to tell them he doesn’t like Amara star but this is is straight up untrue. Finally he says oh my god really funny.

  * e.g.,  ... John Henry loves Amara star John henry hates everyone except Amara star 

 [ "John Henry" ]

1: An American businessman that is partially responsible for the death for European football. He is a very skinny, old man with green $ signs in his eyes. John Henry is happy to destroy 130 years of footballing history for his own greed and self gain. If you see this man in public, don’t get too close to him because he might try and steal your watch.

  * e.g.,  ... me: “Did you just steal a mars bar from that homeless person? That’s something John Henry would do”. 

 [ "John Henry" ]

1: A very famous celebrity.

  * e.g.,  ... unknown to most, John Henry is Chris Angel's stunt double 

 [ "John Henry" ]

2: Has gone under many disguises including Chuck Norris, Mr T., Donald Trump, Both Olsen Twins, Sylvester Stallone, Hulk Hogan, and the Maid from the Brady Bunch. Some of his most spectacular feats include PKing Zezima, outsmarting the VNS, turning blood into water, walking on water, and being soley responsible for the Fallador massacre using his 1337 H4x0r skillz.

 [ "John Henry" ]

1: A persons given name, most commonly used when discussing a signature.

  * e.g.,  ... Sign your John Henry down here. 

 [ "John Henry " ]

1: A term used to describe a mostly smoked or nearly empty bowl of marijuana. Often shortened to "JH."

  * e.g.,  ... "Gross. That was a total John Henry hit." 

 [ "John Henry" ]

1: The most amazing person in the whole wide world. He is such a smart, intelligent, and knowledgable person.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh, boy, John Henry is back at it walking with his robot car.